'In the Blood' and Jake Silbermann is hot

[brak666]

So, I watched 'In the Blood' last night.


Mostly because Tyler Hanes is hot.






It purports to be the first gay horror movie. It's not scary. As one might expect it's pretty bad. Actually, I'm sure that in my 30 years of life I must have seen a worse movie than this. But I'm really hard-pressed to think of one. Oddly enough, it's not the acting that makes it bad. The acting is actually ok. It's just that the story is so horrible and they try for one of those 'Twilight Zone' twist endings but it doesn't work, because rather than just operating counter to audience expectations they just made a red herring out of the entire plot of the movie up until that point. If you can find the sex scene on youtube or something, by all means watch it because it's actually pretty good (though not particularly graphic). But yeah. Don't watch this movie.

Also, in addition to being an actor and commercial announcer, Jake Silbermann is a model.

Comments

[lankyguy.livejournal.com]

Also, in addition to being an actor and commercial announcer, Jake Silbermann is a model.

least surprising thing I've heard all day.

*LOL*

Teasing.

[brak666.livejournal.com]

Less surprising than Van being gay?

[lankyguy.livejournal.com]

VAN IS GAY?

The devil you say, I can't believe it!

[brak666.livejournal.com]

I know it seems impossible. I mean, he just screams "straight boy".

[lankyguy.livejournal.com]

It's so sad how you can't see the burning heterosexuality of this fine young man. Especially the picture where he's holding up the signed Wicked poster.

[brak666.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry, I just won't believe it until he comes out himself.