Funny things overheard at the home today.

[brak666]

So, you know how I hate old people? Well, I still do. But sometimes they say funny things. Like this one:

"They say the first place you go blind is in the eyes."

Young people can be funny too. Witness this gem:

"I don't know why she hates me. I've worked with other women whose boyfriends I stole and they never had a problem with me."

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Philipsburg, New Jersey.

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[caorann.livejournal.com]

"I don't know why she hates me. I've worked with other women who's boyfriends I stole and they never had a problem with me."


OK, so who said that? Because that's just too funny. It's like that cop story with the punchline, "Well, he never died the other times I stabbed him."