I'm gay, but I'm not fabulous
They really ought to have a 'Queer Eye for the Small Town Gay Guy'.
caorann got me what Kyan Douglas likes to refer to as "product" for Christmas. Now, I understand what shaving cream is for. Likewise aftershave. And I was able to deduce from it's name what "Face Wash" is for. But I cannot, for the life of me, figure out what "Face Protector" is for. I assume it has some sort of skin enriching qualities, but when do I use it? Before I shave? After I shave? But if it's after I shave, then why have aftershave? I'm very confused.
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