I'm gay, but I'm not fabulous

[brak666]

They really ought to have a 'Queer Eye for the Small Town Gay Guy'. caorann got me what Kyan Douglas likes to refer to as "product" for Christmas. Now, I understand what shaving cream is for. Likewise aftershave. And I was able to deduce from it's name what "Face Wash" is for. But I cannot, for the life of me, figure out what "Face Protector" is for. I assume it has some sort of skin enriching qualities, but when do I use it? Before I shave? After I shave? But if it's after I shave, then why have aftershave? I'm very confused.

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[lanchid.livejournal.com]

I. So. Very. Much. Love you. ::many snuggles::

P.S. AtS 2 ep tape is going in the mail today...

[kc-risenphoenix.livejournal.com]

After shave helps with razor burn. The face protector does just what you think it does. Apply it after you shave, sweetie...

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[brak666.livejournal.com]

Life was so much easier before I realized I was gay and I could just get away with washing my face with soap.

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[kc-risenphoenix.livejournal.com]

I understand what you mean...but think of it this way...gay men always look so much younger than straight men. You might not care about that now, but you will. Start early!

And who the hell is that total stud on your icon?

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[brak666.livejournal.com]

That's Karl Urban from Lord of the Rings.

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[kc-risenphoenix.livejournal.com]

Damn he looks different with dark hair. And then I find this hilarous site where he's got every hair color under the sun! Yup... I like YOUR picure better...

...by the way, have you ever posted a picture of YOU?

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[ihearthings-ii.livejournal.com]

Still, you're not a girl. Try shaving legs, man.

[rihani.livejournal.com]

Hee. You're so cute! *snuggles*

I got no clue what face protector is either...but then again, I've had my "girl" card revoked for just not being into all that stuff. lol.