Just got back from NYC. Doug and I went to see 'Die Mommie, Die'. It was F-ing hilarious. I think my favorite part was when, after having been chastised by his father for hitch-hiking across the country, Lance says with all the innocent earnestness of 6 year-old talking about his first day of Kindergarten: "It's ok. I met this really nice trucker in Denver and he insisted on driving me all the way to Los Angeles. I even got to share his sleeping bag!" There's a movie version from a few years ago. Methinks I have to rent it.
Also, Van Hansis is perfectly capable of being sex on legs when he wants to be(points to icon). And he has wee tiny hands.