I'm gay, but I'm not fabulous

[brak666]

They really ought to have a 'Queer Eye for the Small Town Gay Guy'. caorann got me what Kyan Douglas likes to refer to as "product" for Christmas. Now, I understand what shaving cream is for. Likewise aftershave. And I was able to deduce from it's name what "Face Wash" is for. But I cannot, for the life of me, figure out what "Face Protector" is for. I assume it has some sort of skin enriching qualities, but when do I use it? Before I shave? After I shave? But if it's after I shave, then why have aftershave? I'm very confused.

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[kc-risenphoenix.livejournal.com]

I understand what you mean...but think of it this way...gay men always look so much younger than straight men. You might not care about that now, but you will. Start early!

And who the hell is that total stud on your icon?

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[brak666.livejournal.com]

That's Karl Urban from Lord of the Rings.

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[kc-risenphoenix.livejournal.com]

Damn he looks different with dark hair. And then I find this hilarous site where he's got every hair color under the sun! Yup... I like YOUR picure better...

...by the way, have you ever posted a picture of YOU?