Random notes and Happy Quotes

We have a new patient whose eyes move independantly of one another. She never speaks. She just looks at you with her eyes going every which way. It's creepy.

We got a new lady last night. She was here a while ago. Her family causes a lot of trouble. I'm trying to be nice and accomodating but I think I'm doing too well. Her daughter likes me. She's rude to everyone, but she's all smiles with me. She calls me "honey". There is unwanted physical contact. Not inappropriate, but unwanted.

Things to do before Vermont:

1. Laundry

2. Oil change

3. Check tires

4. Bank

5. Clean car and remove books from trunk.

6:00pm- Karen thinks she has infant issues because of the whole Timberlake thing. There's this kid in the who works in the dietary department. He's 17. I want to lick him. I'm going straight to hell.

7:30pm- Now I'm coveting my neighbor's husband. Who would've thought a nursing home was such a den of iniquity? Thank God it's Lent. Much with the repentance.

7:56pm- She called me honey again.

I find it rather disturbing that the music the local cable station plays under their coverage of high school sports sounds like it should be the background track on a porn movie.

Note to self: Trying to drink more water may be good for you, but it sure makes you pee more.

9:00pm- Signed up for a massage next friday at work. I hope I get the cute guy again.

Strange things you hear at a nursing home. Part 2
"I have trouble peeing in the bottle because my penis is so small. Look! You can hardly see it!"