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Something stupid:
Picture it. It's 11:15pm. All the little old people are snug in their beds. Not all of them are resting, but they're all in bed and relatively quiet. And then, all of a sudden, the crazy daughter of a crazy old lady barges in and starts bitching us out because (get this, people) we're not giving her mother enough Xanax to keep her out of withdrawal. WTF? You want your mom hooked on anti-anxiety medication? So she demands we call the doctor, who is of course livid and refuses to change the order. I hate people.
Something funny:
So when we get people who fall down a lot, we take steps to minimize the damage. One step we take is putting mats on the floor. Well we got new mats today. They're beveled so they can slide snug under the low beds. They have a textured underside so they don't slide around on the floor. The funny part: They're called "Landing Strips".
Seriously. That's like, the brand name.
Picture it. It's 11:15pm. All the little old people are snug in their beds. Not all of them are resting, but they're all in bed and relatively quiet. And then, all of a sudden, the crazy daughter of a crazy old lady barges in and starts bitching us out because (get this, people) we're not giving her mother enough Xanax to keep her out of withdrawal. WTF? You want your mom hooked on anti-anxiety medication? So she demands we call the doctor, who is of course livid and refuses to change the order. I hate people.
Something funny:
So when we get people who fall down a lot, we take steps to minimize the damage. One step we take is putting mats on the floor. Well we got new mats today. They're beveled so they can slide snug under the low beds. They have a textured underside so they don't slide around on the floor. The funny part: They're called "Landing Strips".
Seriously. That's like, the brand name.
