Cell phone playing Beethoven
JC-(rolls over in bed groaning as he answers the phone) 'Lo?
AJ-Good morning, baby. Or should I say good afternoon?
JC- You're evil, you know that? I'm on a hiatus here.
AJ- That doesn't mean you get to sleep the day away. It's that time again.
JC- (Sits up in bed) Tell me my fortune, oh great all-knowing one.
AJ- (the sound of rustling paper is heard over the phone) Leo: A temporary setback on the job or in matters of child rearing is the result of a small oversight. It is safe to explain your dilemma to a loved one. A close friend's argument is convincing, but wrong for you.
JC- Hmmm
AJ- Are you even doing anything resembling work today?
JC- No, but Joey's bringing Brianna over later.
AJ- Freaky. Sounds like Timberlake is going to try talking you out of dating me again. Remember, convincing though he may be, he's wrong.
JC- I'll remember. What's yours?
AJ- Capricorn: By joining a group, your power increases. Colleagues reach a breakthrough, and you benefit too. Showing appreciation makes you feel good. Luck involves a settlement.
JC- That makes no sense.
AJ- What?
JC- Luck involves a settlement? What does that mean?
AJ- I was hoping you could explain it. You're the incoherant one.
JC- Even I have my limits. So, colleagues reaching a breakthrough. That's good.
AJ- Yeah, maybe Brian'll start talking to Nick again. That would benefit me.
JC- Is it that bad?
AJ- The kid's managed to piss everyone off. It's just a bump in the road. Though according to this I'd be better off joining another group. You guys have any openings?
JC- None you haven't filled already
AJ- Oh dude! That is just too sick for afternoon TV.
JC- We're not on TV.
AJ- Thank God with you saying shit like that.
JC- Maybe it means you should get closer to a group you're already in.
AJ- Could be.
JC- Do Taurus.
AJ- Who's Taurus?
JC- Lance
AJ- You really miss him, huh?
JC- I worry.
AJ- Taurus: If you can't have artistic license in your job, you'll retaliate in sneaky ways. Encourage a loved one's creative attempts, even though you secretly don't get it.
JC- (laughing) That's Lance all over.
AJ- Dude's all about revenge.
JC- Justin said he was going to talk to Lance soon. He's going to play one of the new tracks for him.
AJ- I hope he's encouraging.
JC- He will be.
AJ- Hey check this out. Aquarius: Image is important on the job. A surprise visit from a loved one brightens the day. Avoid dipping into savings to purchase unnecessary items JUSTIN. Your white lie saves a colleague from embarassment.
JC- I'll make sure Justin keeps his check book closed. Hey, maybe Nick is gonna do something nice for that colleague.
AJ- Could be. Tell Fatone to look out for unexpected guests. Anybody else?
JC- We did all my other guys we might as well do Chris.
AJ- What is he?
JC- Libra.
AJ- Libra: It is tempting to take advantage of a position of authority but very dangerous to do so. Honesty with a loved one is the only way to regain trust and openness.
JC- I'll have to take him out to dinner or something today. I know he's been pestering Dani a lot lately.
AJ- Anybody else?
JC- No I'm good. Thank you for doing this every morning.
AJ- Afternoon.
JC- Whatever. It's just I don't like being so far away from you. Doing this, it's like we're reading the paper together.
AJ- What can I say? I'm just sweet and romantic llke that.
JC- See, you like to pretend you're all tough, but you're really a big softie.
AJ- Don't go spreadin' that around now.
JC- It'll be our little secret.
AJ- Good. I've gotta go. Have fun with the rugrat today.
JC- I will. Talk to you soon.
AJ- Love you
JC- (yawning)Love you too.
AJ- You're going back to sleep, aren't you?
JC- Maybe.
AJ- Dream of me.
JC- (softly)I love you.
AJ- Love you too, baby. Sweet dreams.
JC- (light snoring)
AJ- (soft chuckle)