Close call

caorann's Christmas present arrived in the mail yesterday. I usually don't get the mail before I leave for work and just let Karen get it when she gets home. I'm glad I decided to get it yesterday because one look at the return address and she would've known exactly what it was. She might not immediately have assumed it was for her, but she would've wanted to see what I got.

Phew. Crisis averted. If I'd known it would've been so clearly labeled I would've had it sent to my parents' house.

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Dear Advocate,

Please stop sending me free AOL discs. I have a metal topped coffee table. I don't need coasters.

Annoyed,

Me