So, I've come a bit late to the SGA party and a lot of people have already read this. But I really have to rec this story. Absurdity Theory by Julad. McKay/Zelenka-snark, quacking, hot geek-on-geek sex, and the Unified Theory of Abusurdity. Read.
Oh, shut up, you only pretend to be nicer than I am, and if one day you woke up and everyone understood what you say when you swear in Czech, you'd probably die in a freak transporter accident before lunchtime.
Oh, shut up, you only pretend to be nicer than I am, and if one day you woke up and everyone understood what you say when you swear in Czech, you'd probably die in a freak transporter accident before lunchtime.