Half Tijuana, half Boston. Partly Jane Fonda and partly Jane Austen.

I just bought myself two tickets for the New York City Center Encores production of Applause! Dude! Christine freakin' Ebersole as Margo freakin' Channing!! It's rear mezz and I don't even care because I'm gonna get to hear Christine freakin' Ebersole sing 'But Alive'!! I may just explode from sheer homosexual delight.

The second ticket is up for grabs if anyone wants to go with me. Feb. 9 at 2pm.

Sorry. I just have to say it one more time. CHRISTINE FREAKIN' EBERSOLE!!!!!!!!

And she's gonna sing this!

My love for Lauren Bacall in this role is second to none, but dude, she really couldn't sing.