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1. Malcolm Reynolds
2. Oliver Wood
3. Teyla Emmagan
3. Greg Sanders
4. Bobby Drake
5. Dr. Gregory House
6. River Tam
7. Ron Weasley
8. Aaron Davis (from Latter Days)
9. John Sheppard
10. Jaye Tyler
11. Jayne Cobb
12. Nick Stokes
Does 10 strike you as a voyeur or an exhibitionist?
I don't really see her as either. Though I can imagine a funny situation involving a talking toy animal of some sort and Jaye showing her breasts in an embarassingly public fashion.
Who in all the multiverse would 11 most likely bottom to?
Mal. No question.
Would you rather do 3 or 5?
House. I mean, Teyla's hot as girls go but there's really no competition there.
Which of 4 and 1 would you rather have do you?
Greg. He looks like he'd be very energetic.
12 + 2 are having sex in an airplane. Construct a snippet of dialogue that happens during this encounter.
So Oliver's on his knees just having blown Nick.
Oliver: "Huh. So that's what they are."
Nick: "Pardon."
Oliver: "Nothing. There's just this candy we have back home. They say they come in every flavor. I always wondered what the little white ones were."
How much would you pay to see naked pictures of 11? Have you? Where can the rest of us find these pictures?
Oh, $100, maybe $200. Sadly, I haven't seen any.
Where are 5 and 9 most likely to have sex? Who on your flist is most likely to write it?
Hmm. I could see these two hooking up at a bar. I know there's someone on my flist who would write this, but for the moment I can't think of who.
When 12 masturbates, s/he thinks about...
Greg. Sanders, not House.
What is 11's favorite sex toy?
Jayne seems like a pretty 'hands on' type of guy. I don't think he's much for toys. But I think when he takes his time, he uses lube. The warming kind.
Come up with a title for a 12/7/1 threeway. Would you read it? Would you write it? What would some of the warnings be?
Hmm. Nick/Ron/Mal. Can't think of a title. I don't tend to read things so improbable. I don't think I could write it. Warnings: Underage sex, bondage.
Who's more likely to be tied up during (consensual) sex, 2 or 6?
Oliver. River has some well-earned issues when it comes to being restrained.
If 11 and 3 are carrying on a torrid and forbidden love affair, who's most likely to spill the beans? What would the other person do to retaliate?
Oh, Jayne would never be able to keep his mouth shut after sleeping with Teyla. And Teyla would kick his ass.
As a birthday present, 7's longtime lover 5 offers to do whatever 7 wants in bed. What's 7's secret birthday wish?
Bwahahahahahaha!!!!!! Ron/House! Ron/House in an LTR! *snerk* I can't take it!
Choose a food item for 4 & 12 to use together.
Does ice count? Maybe cream cheese.
8 + 4 are in a fulltime D/s relationship. Who's the top?
Greg. Aaron wouldn't know what end of the whip to hold.
Which fetish is 9 least likely to indulge?
John seems rather unlikely to enjoy cross-dressing.
What would you do if you had 8 naked, willing, and ready in your bed? What would 5 do if s/he had 8 naked, willing and able in his/her bed?
The answer to the first question is 'him'. House would make jokes and probably insult his manhood.
What wouldn't 10 + 4 tell their friends about their sex life, assuming they had both a mutual sex life and some friends?
It depends on the 'verse. In the movies I think Jaye wouldn't want anyone to know she was having sex with a teenager. With a more adult Bobby, I imagine she'd tell Mahondra everything. Bobby might try to keep secret the fact that he was dating a crazy person.
10 gets a tattoo to declare his/her eternal love for 9. Where is it? What does it say?
A stargate chevron on her hip.
Imagine that 2 writes erotic 11/6 fic. What sort of summary might the fic he/she writes have?
So, Oliver Wood watched Firefly and writes Jayne/River. I'm thinking some sort of short generic summary that's as non-descriptive as possible. Possibly a line from a song.
If 2 walked into the room wearing nothing but a red thong and a feather boa, how would 8 react?
I think he would be speechless. And hard as a rock.
And the obligatory fill in the blanks erotic fairy tale:
John Sheppard and Malcolm Reynolds are having a quickie in a broom closet when Aaron Davis walks in on them. Naturally enough, Aaron joins in, first paging Teyla Emmagan, who's in the middle of fucking Gregory House into the mattress. Teyla abandons House on the verge of orgasm, excited by the possibility of illicit broom closet sex, and House, irate, becomes a highly paid prostitute until the well-meaning and generous Bobby Drake attempts to rescue him. But House will have none of it, refuses to be redeemed, and opens a high-class brothel in Los Angeles, where Jaye Tyler is one of his regular clients.
For easy reference, fill-in-the-blanks numbers in order: 9,1,8,8,3,5,3,5,5,4,5,10
a) The story you've just written is closest to the canon of which 'verse? b) What would you entitle this story? c) who's most out of character? d) who on your flist would read it? e) who on your flist is probably writing this right now?
a) It's angsty enough to be an X-Men story b) Aimin' to Misbehave c) Teyla. She'd never sleep with House. d)![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
caorann e) I hope never to find out.
2. Oliver Wood
3. Teyla Emmagan
3. Greg Sanders
4. Bobby Drake
5. Dr. Gregory House
6. River Tam
7. Ron Weasley
8. Aaron Davis (from Latter Days)
9. John Sheppard
10. Jaye Tyler
11. Jayne Cobb
12. Nick Stokes
Does 10 strike you as a voyeur or an exhibitionist?
I don't really see her as either. Though I can imagine a funny situation involving a talking toy animal of some sort and Jaye showing her breasts in an embarassingly public fashion.
Who in all the multiverse would 11 most likely bottom to?
Mal. No question.
Would you rather do 3 or 5?
House. I mean, Teyla's hot as girls go but there's really no competition there.
Which of 4 and 1 would you rather have do you?
Greg. He looks like he'd be very energetic.
12 + 2 are having sex in an airplane. Construct a snippet of dialogue that happens during this encounter.
So Oliver's on his knees just having blown Nick.
Oliver: "Huh. So that's what they are."
Nick: "Pardon."
Oliver: "Nothing. There's just this candy we have back home. They say they come in every flavor. I always wondered what the little white ones were."
How much would you pay to see naked pictures of 11? Have you? Where can the rest of us find these pictures?
Oh, $100, maybe $200. Sadly, I haven't seen any.
Where are 5 and 9 most likely to have sex? Who on your flist is most likely to write it?
Hmm. I could see these two hooking up at a bar. I know there's someone on my flist who would write this, but for the moment I can't think of who.
When 12 masturbates, s/he thinks about...
Greg. Sanders, not House.
What is 11's favorite sex toy?
Jayne seems like a pretty 'hands on' type of guy. I don't think he's much for toys. But I think when he takes his time, he uses lube. The warming kind.
Come up with a title for a 12/7/1 threeway. Would you read it? Would you write it? What would some of the warnings be?
Hmm. Nick/Ron/Mal. Can't think of a title. I don't tend to read things so improbable. I don't think I could write it. Warnings: Underage sex, bondage.
Who's more likely to be tied up during (consensual) sex, 2 or 6?
Oliver. River has some well-earned issues when it comes to being restrained.
If 11 and 3 are carrying on a torrid and forbidden love affair, who's most likely to spill the beans? What would the other person do to retaliate?
Oh, Jayne would never be able to keep his mouth shut after sleeping with Teyla. And Teyla would kick his ass.
As a birthday present, 7's longtime lover 5 offers to do whatever 7 wants in bed. What's 7's secret birthday wish?
Bwahahahahahaha!!!!!! Ron/House! Ron/House in an LTR! *snerk* I can't take it!
Choose a food item for 4 & 12 to use together.
Does ice count? Maybe cream cheese.
8 + 4 are in a fulltime D/s relationship. Who's the top?
Greg. Aaron wouldn't know what end of the whip to hold.
Which fetish is 9 least likely to indulge?
John seems rather unlikely to enjoy cross-dressing.
What would you do if you had 8 naked, willing, and ready in your bed? What would 5 do if s/he had 8 naked, willing and able in his/her bed?
The answer to the first question is 'him'. House would make jokes and probably insult his manhood.
What wouldn't 10 + 4 tell their friends about their sex life, assuming they had both a mutual sex life and some friends?
It depends on the 'verse. In the movies I think Jaye wouldn't want anyone to know she was having sex with a teenager. With a more adult Bobby, I imagine she'd tell Mahondra everything. Bobby might try to keep secret the fact that he was dating a crazy person.
10 gets a tattoo to declare his/her eternal love for 9. Where is it? What does it say?
A stargate chevron on her hip.
Imagine that 2 writes erotic 11/6 fic. What sort of summary might the fic he/she writes have?
So, Oliver Wood watched Firefly and writes Jayne/River. I'm thinking some sort of short generic summary that's as non-descriptive as possible. Possibly a line from a song.
If 2 walked into the room wearing nothing but a red thong and a feather boa, how would 8 react?
I think he would be speechless. And hard as a rock.
And the obligatory fill in the blanks erotic fairy tale:
John Sheppard and Malcolm Reynolds are having a quickie in a broom closet when Aaron Davis walks in on them. Naturally enough, Aaron joins in, first paging Teyla Emmagan, who's in the middle of fucking Gregory House into the mattress. Teyla abandons House on the verge of orgasm, excited by the possibility of illicit broom closet sex, and House, irate, becomes a highly paid prostitute until the well-meaning and generous Bobby Drake attempts to rescue him. But House will have none of it, refuses to be redeemed, and opens a high-class brothel in Los Angeles, where Jaye Tyler is one of his regular clients.
For easy reference, fill-in-the-blanks numbers in order: 9,1,8,8,3,5,3,5,5,4,5,10
a) The story you've just written is closest to the canon of which 'verse? b) What would you entitle this story? c) who's most out of character? d) who on your flist would read it? e) who on your flist is probably writing this right now?
a) It's angsty enough to be an X-Men story b) Aimin' to Misbehave c) Teyla. She'd never sleep with House. d)
caorann e) I hope never to find out.