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minotaurs was pimping Dante's Cove. Not that I really needed to be pimped. I'd already seen the first season and totally enjoyed the pure, unadulterated badness of it. In fact, I already own season two on DVD. I was just waiting to be in the right mood. Well, minotaurs and I watched an episode while I was in California, so I was pretty in the mood when I got home. So I watched the rest of it. And I'm so filled with love for the horrible horrible bad horrible-ness of it. I actually managed to find torrents for season three and am downloading right now. Ep.2 is 97% and will hopefully be complete within the hour. I watched ep.1 after work today and Holy Cats, I didn't think it could get any worse, but boy did it ever! And now I squee. .
First of all: Tracy Scoggins is made of so much freakin' win. I have been a huge fan of hers for years in that gay man loves a bitchy diva sort of way. I do not jest when I say this is the role she was born to play. Seems like they're bringing Grace down to Earth (slightly) this season and I love the way she's playing it. I still can't stop laughing over her description of Adam: "The one who says 'dude' and seems not to own a shirt." Awesome.
And speaking of Adam? How much do I love him? I mean, I kind of hated him in season one, and was a bit bored with his downward spiral in season two (minus him getting fucked against the window by Bro which was one of the hottest things I've seen in quite some time), but now he's all in addiction recovery, and finally out of the closet, and pining for his best friend. It's like the writers know all my kinks and are writing specifically to them. Because dude, I am so drawn to damaged people. And the whole, trying for a second chance on your high school crush that you never quite got over thing? So, so, SO my kind of story.
Toby: You looked better with stubble and the longer hair, and I think you probably should've hit the gym more during the hiatus instead of hosting crappy travel shows, but you are still so freakin' cute. He collected rent for Grace. How sweet is he? Now if only he'd stop pining for whiney ass emo-boy Kevin and get with Adam.
Not digging New!Michelle.
Magic sex: Funny and hot at the same time.
Marco: Wah!! I don't want him dead. He was hot and funny, and actually had hair on his chest and his magically aided orgasm was AWESOME!
And finally:
Reichen. Dude. I'd heard a lot of people talking about how bad he was in this. But no one has done it justice. I think his suckitude may be beyond the power of mere words to describe. I mean, that was the worst fake orgasm ever! And it's not even hard to fake an orgasm. It's like...instinctual or something.
Ooo! In the time it took to write this post it's up to 99.7% complete!
In a completely unrelated note, I really need to look more carefully when I'm buying Chef Boyardee ravioli. There's just something not right about the overstuffed variety. You'd think adding more meat would make it that much better. You'd be very, very wrong.
minotaurs was pimping Dante's Cove. Not that I really needed to be pimped. I'd already seen the first season and totally enjoyed the pure, unadulterated badness of it. In fact, I already own season two on DVD. I was just waiting to be in the right mood. Well, minotaurs and I watched an episode while I was in California, so I was pretty in the mood when I got home. So I watched the rest of it. And I'm so filled with love for the horrible horrible bad horrible-ness of it. I actually managed to find torrents for season three and am downloading right now. Ep.2 is 97% and will hopefully be complete within the hour. I watched ep.1 after work today and Holy Cats, I didn't think it could get any worse, but boy did it ever! And now I squee. .First of all: Tracy Scoggins is made of so much freakin' win. I have been a huge fan of hers for years in that gay man loves a bitchy diva sort of way. I do not jest when I say this is the role she was born to play. Seems like they're bringing Grace down to Earth (slightly) this season and I love the way she's playing it. I still can't stop laughing over her description of Adam: "The one who says 'dude' and seems not to own a shirt." Awesome.
And speaking of Adam? How much do I love him? I mean, I kind of hated him in season one, and was a bit bored with his downward spiral in season two (minus him getting fucked against the window by Bro which was one of the hottest things I've seen in quite some time), but now he's all in addiction recovery, and finally out of the closet, and pining for his best friend. It's like the writers know all my kinks and are writing specifically to them. Because dude, I am so drawn to damaged people. And the whole, trying for a second chance on your high school crush that you never quite got over thing? So, so, SO my kind of story.
Toby: You looked better with stubble and the longer hair, and I think you probably should've hit the gym more during the hiatus instead of hosting crappy travel shows, but you are still so freakin' cute. He collected rent for Grace. How sweet is he? Now if only he'd stop pining for whiney ass emo-boy Kevin and get with Adam.
Not digging New!Michelle.
Magic sex: Funny and hot at the same time.
Marco: Wah!! I don't want him dead. He was hot and funny, and actually had hair on his chest and his magically aided orgasm was AWESOME!
And finally:
Reichen. Dude. I'd heard a lot of people talking about how bad he was in this. But no one has done it justice. I think his suckitude may be beyond the power of mere words to describe. I mean, that was the worst fake orgasm ever! And it's not even hard to fake an orgasm. It's like...instinctual or something.
Ooo! In the time it took to write this post it's up to 99.7% complete!
In a completely unrelated note, I really need to look more carefully when I'm buying Chef Boyardee ravioli. There's just something not right about the overstuffed variety. You'd think adding more meat would make it that much better. You'd be very, very wrong.
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