Saturday August 20th 3:00pm

Though most of Joyce's horoscopes are way off base, her predictions for Taurus are always spot-on. Today's:

Negotiations get tedious, but every decision is an important one, so keep alert.

Lance really needs to light a fire under David Krieff's ass. I saw in the paper he only has until Friday to pay up.

August 20th 8:35pm

God bless little old ladies who watch Animal Planet

I just saw Jeff Corwin without his shirt. He has a snake tatoo on his right arm. Guh!

I want a Jeff Corwin experience.

Yay!

Karen informs me that this weekend Borders is giving a 20% discount to health care workers. I'm so there.

Umm

I have the strangest desire to watch Judging Amy. I don't know why. But I'm gonna.

*Sigh*

mickeym has made me very happy.

Yay!

No work today, even though they had me on the schedule. I had a little talk with my supervisor though, so everything is cool. The Bike of DOOM has been ridden. I have to go to the bank, then fill the car with gas. Then it's off to Holmdel, NJ where I will meet up with Megan (YAY!) and enjoy the song stylings of Diana Krall. It's gonna be a great day.