Awww, John cut his hair.

No, not Pyro. My favorite cashier at Sam's Club. He had this beautiful long brown pony tail that is now no more. He didn't just get it trimmed either. He really got it cut short. So sad. I almost said something, but figured that would be too gay.

Ah well. He's still cute.

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Poor, poor Chris Pratt and his tragic unspoken desire.