I work in a loonie bin.

[brak666]

So, this new nurse we hired was talking to another nurse who (after trying for three years) is pregnant. New nurse thought it was terrible that she would bring a child into the world when we're so close to Armageddon. Apparently the world is going to end in 2018. She gives no indication as to how she is privy to this knowledge. Also, if any of you ever wanted to visit Atlantic City you should do it soon, as at some point this year it will be destroyed by a tsunami.

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[kiffle.livejournal.com]

Can you ask her how far reaching the effects of the tsunami will be? Wanna know if I should be prepared here in NYC. ;)

[pennyproud.livejournal.com]

Hey, thanks for the heads up! I've always wanted to visit Atlantic City.

And now I have the soundtrack to Ragtime stuck in my head.

[sorka42.livejournal.com]

Yeah, well, AC isn't all that great to visit. The boardwalks are okay, but you get half a block from the casions and you'll see just how little money actually stays in that place.

Also, you could always screw with her head and tell her that she is off by 6 years since the mayan calander ends some time in 2012. And *thats* when the would is supposed to end.

[silveryscrape.livejournal.com]

As far as I could tell, AC is proof of the coming Armageddon. :)